Saddam:
I'm bored!

Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

This Guy:
Can I Play?

Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saddam:
Will I choose Rock

Saddam:
Paper

Saddam:
Or Scissors

Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!

Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it

Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let's play

Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!

Saddam:
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?

Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE.
That friging rock ain't going NOWHERE

Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand.
Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows

Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper

Saddam:
I'm sayin' bro!

Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND

Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile

Judge:
Missile? What Missile?

Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and
there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP

Saddam:
AM NOT

Judge:
Are too

Saddam:
That's it, you're going on my list

-FIN-
From: http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/